What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:29

No go.
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Thumbs down again.
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the best Jewish jokes?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.