What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 06:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Where Seattle Mariners stand in All-Star voting - Seattle Sports

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

What is the recommended frequency for using a red light therapy device for skin?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Never Too Late to Start Eating the MIND Diet That May Prevent Dementia: New Study of 90,000 Over Decades - Good News Network

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Turns Out, AI Gobbles Up a Lot of Energy - Newser

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the best Jewish jokes?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

How high oil could go if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, according to Goldman Sachs and others - CNBC

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

346 Million-Year-Old Fossil Rewrites the Story of Life on Land - SciTechDaily

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

100,000 EVs Will Retire This Year. What Will Happen To Their Batteries? - InsideEVs

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are men today so pussiefied?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Is Trump a complete idiot?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do they have internet in hell? Most people on here seem like damned souls or demons.